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Sweeping Epidemic
There is an epidemic sweeping this nation. Parents, grandparents, and family alike need to be aware of what is happening. No this does not involve the latest Bumbo Chair recall. This is far worse than that.
Babies, toddlers, and children alike are acting like dogs!
There is no rhyme or reason behind this. Scientist believe that there is a part of the brain that triggers the animal instincts in young kids. There is nothing that can be done about this. Scientist have tried multiple approaches to solve the problem with no results.
The actions of these kids are catastrophic to the home. As you walk through your home, you may hear a crunch from under your feet and see that it is a graham cracker you gave your child two nights ago. As you clean you will find more food related items laying around in strange places of your house. The culprit of these hanis actions, children.
The culprit…. graham crackers! (© The Rookie Dad)
In my unscientific opinion the only thing one can do to solve this epidemic is to not feed your children in the living room. You can do one better, do not feed them unless they are sitting at the table. Your floors and feet will appreciate it.
